King of the Hill (TV Series)

Pilot (1997)

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill

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Quotes 

• Hank : What you listening to, son?

  Bobby Hill : I don't think you'd like it.

  Hank : Well, why not? I like this new generation of music.

  [puts on Bobby's headphones] 

  Person on Phone : [phone rings]  Hello?

  [a farting sound occurs] 

  Hank : Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds! Where did you record this?

  Bobby Hill : I bought it at the mall. It's the funny phone jerks.

  Hank : Let me tell you, Bobby. There's nothing funny about these sounds. What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder.

• [Bobby is spraying Hank with a hose and Hank is fighting his instinct not to lose it] 

  Bobby Hill : [sing-song]  You can't do nothing, you can't do nothing...