"King of the Hill" The Texas Skilsaw Massacre (TV Episode 2002) - Stephen Root as Bill Dauterive

Hank : You know if you want, Bill and Boomhauer, one of you guys can come stand over here with me.

Bill Dauterive : Uh, I'll wait 'till you pass that anger management class! I once made a nest out of your wife's underpants. I can't imagine what you'd do to me!
Bill Dauterive : [Sitting in a wheelbarrow] When can Hank move back in?

City Inspector : [Addressing him how someone would address a child] Once all the repairs have been made, would you boys like a piece of hard candy?

Bill Dauterive : [jumping up] Yes yes I would please like a piece of candy!

City Inspector : [to Hank] I'd like to see these men in helmets
Hank Hill : [Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer are drinking on one side of the fence separate from Hank] You know if you want Bill, Boomhauer one of you guys can come stand over by me

Bill Dauterive : I'll wait til you pass that anger class, you cut Dale's finger off for digging a tunnel, I once made a vest out of your wife's underpants, I can't imagine what you'd do to me

Hank Hill : Come on I wouldn't hurt you, you guys know I don't have a problem with anger, I have a problem with idiots

Dale Gribble : [Hank steps forward] Hold it right there! One more step and you'll have to move to a similar house a few blocks away, not too pretty a picture is it?

Hank Hill : God dang it!

[kicks the tape measure in frustration]

Dale Gribble : [the tape measure flies back and hits Bill in the nuts] Oh god he's on another rampage, pray for us all!

Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive