King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Texas Skilsaw Massacre (2002)

Phil Hendrie: Big Jim, City Inspector

Quotes 

• Hank : You shut your got-dang mouth or I'll shove that Ditch Witch down your throat and dig a tunnel straight through to sunshine!

  Big Jim : Ha ha, that's telling him.

  Hank : 'Felt good, too.

  Dale Gribble : Back off, Hank, or Octavio will mess you up.

  Octavio : Dale, I don't care if he stays or goes. Where's the money you owe me, esse?

  Dale Gribble : You heard him.

  Big Jim : Take your best shot, Cochise. I love two things: building doll house furniture and kicking ass. And I don't see any doll houses 'round here. You see any doll houses, Hank?

  [Hank shakes his head] 

  Big Jim : No you don't, that's right! And what are you looking at, sport? Don't you eyeball me! Don't you eyeball a JUNKYARD DOG! ARF! ARF! ARF! NOW YOU GOT THE DOG BARKING! YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT! ARF! ARF!

  [yells, bellows, suddenly grabs his chest and keels over] 

• City Inspector : [seeing Bill and Boomhauer seesawing on a sawhorse, as he inspects Hank's work]  I admire you for hiring the mentally challenged.

• Hank : [upon receiving his anger management diploma]  Uh, it says "Hink Hall". You got the 'I' and the 'A' mixed up. This might make it difficult to get my restraining order lifted.

  Instructor : I'll bet that really steams your beans doesn't it, Hink?

• Bill Dauterive : [Sitting in a wheelbarrow]  When can Hank move back in?

  City Inspector : [Addressing him how someone would address a child]  Once all the repairs have been made, would you boys like a piece of hard candy?

  Bill Dauterive : [jumping up]  Yes yes I would please like a piece of candy!

  City Inspector : [to Hank]  I'd like to see these men in helmets