King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Bluegrass Is Always Greener (2002)

Toby Huss: Kahn Souphanousinphone Sr.

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : [sheepishly]  I'm a jackass.

  Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr. : Stop stating the obvious.

• Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr. : Khan junior! What is that noise you're making? It sounds like you're killing a seagull with a bagpipe.

  Hank Hill : It's bluegrass, Khan. Music made in America.

• Connie Souphanousinphone : I'm having more fun than a dog up a bone tree. That's how you say it's fun in bluegrass.

  Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr. : Bah! That inbred music is designed so only people with 6 fingers can play it.

• Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr. : Your path is Van Cliburn camp to Harvard to New York Philharmonic, not hay wagon to Hee Haw.