King of the Hill (TV Series)
The Father, the Son and J.C. (2001)
Toby Huss: Cotton Hill
Quotes
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Ex-President Jimmy Carter : I think we have a framework for peace. Now, how do you feel about goin' outside?
Cotton Hill : [holding a nail gun] Aw, I still got some nails left.
Ex-President Jimmy Carter : If you come outside, I'll let you shoot at my bullet-proof limo.
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Cotton Hill : [Cotton shoots the nail gun at the limo and breaks a window] Oops.
Ex-President Jimmy Carter : They told me it was bulletproof.
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Cotton Hill : Come on, Hank, let's go shoot us a Christmas tree.
Hank Hill : Well Dad, you know how much I love to yell, "Ready, Aim, Timber", but this year Mr. Strickland bought me a tree.
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Cotton Hill : Charity? Only Charity I care about dances in a g-string.
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Cotton Hill : Brought my bayonet. Figured if it was good enough to kill 30 men, it's good enough to slice some drywall.
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Ex-President Jimmy Carter : Come on. Deep down, just between you and me, I won't tell anyone... you don't really hate your son.
Cotton Hill : Yes, I do.
Ex-President Jimmy Carter : But you don't...
Cotton Hill : Head to toe.
Ex-President Jimmy Carter : No, really...
Cotton Hill : And his wife.
Ex-President Jimmy Carter : Look... he was a baby once.
Cotton Hill : Everyone hated that baby!
Ex-President Jimmy Carter : Hated a BABY?
