King of the Hill (TV Series)
The Incredible Hank (2003)
Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble
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Quotes
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Bill Dauterive : I always wanted to run with the bulls. Sometimes, when I'm being chased by dogs, I pretend they're bulls.
Dale Gribble : Geez, Bill, why run with the bulls? With your weight and cholesterol count, if you want to hasten death, just jump up and down a couple of times.
Bill Dauterive : No, I want the bulls to do it.
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Dale Gribble : Hey Hank! I know you're already pumped up for the bull run, but I thought this tape might put you even more in the mood.
Hank Hill : '"When Bull Gorings go Bad"
Dale Gribble : You're a brave man, Hank. Personally, I watched 2 minutes of it and vomited.
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Dale Gribble : Now they're pumpin' the bulls with testosterone. A bona-fide magic elixer of power. Makes a creature bigger, faster, meaner, and smarter.
Bill Dauterive : Like Vin Diesel?
Dale Gribble : Exactly like Vin Diesel. Our folks are gonna get trampled and gored in a way those wussies in Mesquite could only dream of.
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Dale Gribble : It just hurts so damn much! Aaaugh!
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Dale Gribble : Aaaugh! Oh God, it hurts! It hurts so much! Aaaugh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Dale Gribble : Ow! You play too rough. I'm goin' home.
Hank Hill : Who wants to take his place?
Boomhauer : Talkin' 'bout ol' dang ol' no thank you, man.
