- Hank Hill: The boy's got no fight in him. I don't get it. He spends 5 hours a day playing violent video games. What's the point if they don't have any effect on him?
- Dr. Brown: Yes Mr. Hill, testosterone can jump start puberty, but I don't give radical hormone therapy to young boys who happen to be mediocre at dodge ball.
- Bill Dauterive: I always wanted to run with the bulls. Sometimes, when I'm being chased by dogs, I pretend they're bulls.
- Dale Gribble: Geez, Bill, why run with the bulls? With your weight and cholesterol count, if you want to hasten death, just jump up and down a couple of times.
- Bill Dauterive: No, I want the bulls to do it.
- Hank Hill: Bull runs are stupid. They tried one in Mesquite last year. The bulls kept stoppin' to eat grass off the sidewalk.
- Hank Hill: You're not gonna clone a super-warrior out of a guy who can't even win a thumb-wrestling match.
- Dale Gribble: Hey Hank! I know you're already pumped up for the bull run, but I thought this tape might put you even more in the mood.
- Hank Hill: '"When Bull Gorings go Bad"
- Dale Gribble: You're a brave man, Hank. Personally, I watched 2 minutes of it and vomited.
- Dale Gribble: Now they're pumpin' the bulls with testosterone. A bona-fide magic elixer of power. Makes a creature bigger, faster, meaner, and smarter.
- Bill Dauterive: Like Vin Diesel?
- Dale Gribble: Exactly like Vin Diesel. Our folks are gonna get trampled and gored in a way those wussies in Mesquite could only dream of.
- Dale Gribble: Ow! You play too rough. I'm goin' home.
- Hank Hill: Who wants to take his place?
- Boomhauer: Talkin' 'bout ol' dang ol' no thank you, man.