King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying (1997)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Stuart Dooley, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Cotton Hill : [Hank knocks on the door]  You're late!

  Hank Hill : Dad it's good to hear your voice

  Cotton Hill : Still blind huh? Or are you faking?

  [punches him in the stomach] 

  Cotton Hill : Either you're blind or slow, I'll believe both

• Tilly Hill : What did the doctor say honey?

  Hank Hill : I poked myself in the eye, it's the darnedest thing

  Tilly Hill : But what about the other eye?

  Hank Hill : Well it seems the other eye compensates by shutting itself down, it's one of natures wonders

  Gary Kasner : My entire life I've been reading "Psychology Today", I-I never heard of an eye sympathetically shutting down, hmm.

  Hank Hill : [seemingly pointing at him]  I got a magazine you ought to read, it's called "The Ten Commandments"!

  Gary Kasner : Who's he talking to? Hank you want I should come over there?

  Bobby Hill : [imitating him]  You want I should come over there?

  [laughs] 

  Bobby Hill : That is so Arizona!

• Gary Kasner : What is this I'm eating? It's some kind of delicious cutlet.

  Hank Hill : Chicken fried steak.

  Gary Kasner : Oh well, I'm going to count this under chicken. I'm allowed to have chicken.

• Hank Hill : [Cotton picks up a shotgun to shoot down a tree]  Dad, I got to take your shoulder here

  Cotton Hill : [shoves him away]  Hands off girly! I didn't fight off a bunker of horny privates to let you cop a feel.

• Hank Hill : You know, the man won't even eat steak. Hell, my boss has a bypass surgery every year and he eats all the damn steak he wants.

• Hank Hill : Bobby, are you going to the game with us?

  Bobby Hill : Basketball, I can take or leave.

  Peggy Hill : Excuse me? Honey, don't you mean to say, "I can take or leave basketball."?

  Bobby Hill : No Mom. Gary taught me this. It's the cool new way people from Arizona talk. You want I should teach you?

• Peggy Hill : Hank, when are you planning on telling me what you saw?

  Hank Hill : I can't say. You want me to lose my voice too?