- Dale Gribble: That middle school is impregnable. Cannot be pregnated... except by me. But I don't come cheap.
- Bobby Hill: I don't have a lot of money.
- Dale Gribble: Fine. I'll come cheap. You got 5 bucks?
- Hank Hill: If anyone yells, "There's Bobby Hill's parents.", just start to look around sayin' "Where? Where?"