Knight Rider (TV Series)

Blind Spot (1983)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• Michael Knight : Boy, you're touchy. What did you do, wake up on the wrong side of the garage this morning?

  K.I.T.T. : Very funny.

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, you've regained consciousness.

  Michael Knight : [still groggy]  Kitt, where are we?

  K.I.T.T. : Inside the compacter. My worst nightmares are being realized. I can see me now, tin cans, TV dinners, garbage can lids.

  Michael Knight : Not if I can help it! Give me every ounce of turbo boost you got!

• Michael Knight : Alright, I was told to wait in the mall. You wait here. The foreman'll come by and drop the evidence in the window in about two minutes.

  K.I.T.T. : Now I'm a mobile mailbox?

• Julie Robinson : A talking car! Well now it's my turn to be impressed. Kitt, is it? What an intriguing voice. A little too much gain in your tweeter and a slight metallic tone to your base.

  K.I.T.T. : Do you really think so?

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, I've been thinking about David Dudley's sportscar. I'm afraid it may have met with a dreadful end.

  Michael Knight : I don't follow.

  K.I.T.T. : It's occurred to me that in so far as the car is essentially evidence in a shooting, those hoodlums may have disposed of it in that crusher at the wrecking yard.

  Michael Knight : Oh, well that would make a compact out of it, wouldn't it?

  K.I.T.T. : I fail to see the humor in that. It's a most humiliating way to go, transformed into a tin can..

  Michael Knight : Well, I'll remember that the next time I have sardines.

  K.I.T.T. : Really, Michael. Sometimes you're so insensitive.

• K.I.T.T. : Now is the winter of my discontent, made glorious summer by the son of York.

  Michael Knight : Say what?

  [Julie laughs out loud] 

  K.I.T.T. : Shakespeare. I wanted Julie to hear the tonal purity of my voice.

  Julie Robinson : Very nice, really.

  [Michael laughs] 

  Julie Robinson : But do I detect a slight reverberation in your tremble?

  K.I.T.T. : That does it. My tweeters are sealed.

• K.I.T.T. : Allow me, Michael. Solamente queremos ayudarle.

• K.I.T.T. : I suppose this is your idea of a piece of cake.

  Michael Knight : Thanks for the reminder, smart guy.