- Sherry Benson: [preparing a hamburger] Eh, how would you like this cooked?
- Michael Knight: Medium.
- Sherry Benson: [gets out her notebook] Eh, anything else with that?
- Michael Knight: Yeah, how 'bout some French fries, well done.
- Sherry Benson: And anything else?
- Michael Knight: Meaningful conversation?
- Sherry Benson: Rare.
- K.I.T.T.: What does relax mean?
- Michael Knight: Um. It's kinda like when I put you in neutral.
- K.I.T.T.: Oh. How very unproductive.
- Michael Knight: You're, eh, sister got a steady boyfriend?
- Davey Benson: In this town?
- [referring to K.I.T.T]
- Davey Benson: She's beautiful.
- Michael Knight: [still thinking about Sherry] Yeah, I noticed.
- Davey Benson: Great body.
- Michael Knight: Yeah, I noticed that too.
- Michael Knight: You know, you and your buddies must have watched too many bad movies on TV when you were kids.
- Hilly: Why is that?
- Michael Knight: 'Cause your accidentally lousy manners are ten years out of date. You can't be real.
- Hilly: Oh I'm for real, I'm a Scorpion. Hilly.
- [draws switchblade]
- Sherry Benson: Davey, run. Go get the sheriff, quick!
- Hilly: This... is Stinger. You're about to be the stingee.
- Michael Knight: Before or after the commercial?
- Michael Knight: Got any ideas?
- K.I.T.T.: I thought I'd let you try first. It always makes you feel so much better on those rare occasions when you outthink me.
- Michael Knight: Oh that's funny. That's, that's very funny.
- Sheriff Bruckner: I'll see if I can arrange some kind of a reward for you, Sherry, for aprehending the prisoner.
- Sherry Benson: Oh come on, Sheriff, he is not a criminal.
- Sheriff Bruckner: Yeah, a few hours ago I might have believed you. Since then he has stolen his vehicle from the impound lot and broken out of jail.
- Michael Knight: I didn't steal my car.
- Sheriff Bruckner: Oh I suppose you want me to believe that it drove itself over here and picked you up?
- Michael Knight: You sure you wanna stay in the car?
- Sherry Benson: Well, Sally Field stayed in the car in Smokey and the Bandit...
- Devon Miles: You don't seem to be able to low profile it anyway, do you?
- Michael Knight: Just lucky I guess.
- Devon Miles: There are some who might say that eh, 'disaster prone' would be a better way of putting it.
- K.I.T.T.: [Michael pushes the autopilot and starts kissing Sherry] Am I safe in assuming that nobody wants to play geography at the moment?
- Michael Knight: Yes. You're right. Just keep driving.
- K.I.T.T.: But for how long?
- Michael Knight: Hmm. 'Till one of us runs out of gas.
- Sherry Benson: Hmmm!
- Sherry Benson: [after the motorcycle gang left] Why didn't you arrest them? How could you just let them get away with that?
- Sheriff Bruckner: Arrest them for what? They didn't do anything, did they?
- Sherry Benson: Well, not really, but they were...
- Sheriff Bruckner: You can count your lucky stars we got off that easy.
- Sherry Benson: What?
- Sheriff Bruckner: Now will you listen to me? You don't mess with those kind of people. Now, they're living out some kind of fantasy, and they're just looking for trouble. Now, they're gonna be gone soon, and everything is gonna be back to normal. With no trouble. All we have to do is keep our wits about us.
- Sherry Benson: In other words, you would just let them get away with anything they please?
- Sheriff Bruckner: In other words, it takes two to make an argument. Now, a confrontation could cost more than a little petty pilfering or bad manners. A lot more!
- Sherry Benson: You could call in the State Police!
- Sheriff Bruckner: And do what? Arrest them for not shaving?