Knight Rider (TV Series)
Halloween Knight (1984)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
Quotes
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Norman Baines : She's gone away.
Michael Knight : Somehow you make that sound so permanent.
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Michael Knight : [to Grant] You know, some way your illusions are a lot more convincing than you are...
[moves towards exit, turns round]
Michael Knight : But I got some special effects of my own, like making you disappear for twenty years, man!
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Michael Knight : [Bonnie's apartment has been trashed] When was the last time you saw Denise?
Simon : You don't think that she...
Michael Knight : Let's put it this way: if they hung people for circumstantial evidence, right now she'd be slowly twisting in the wind.
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Esmeralda : My name is Esmeralda, and I'm the top witch of the northern high. You wouldn't happen to be a warlock, would you?
Michael Knight : I don't think so.
Esmeralda : Pitty. It's so hard to find a good warlock these days.
K.I.T.T. : Have you tried Warlocks Anonymous?
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Esmeralda : [talking to her black cat, in pretend preparation to put a curse on Michael] Come, Voodoo... we must take our newts out of the oven.
K.I.T.T. : If you ask me, Michael, she has newts in her BELFRY!
Michael Knight : Let's hope they STAY there.
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Michael Knight : [seeing the outbuilding's door banging noisily and then creaking open slowly, revealing a wildly-swinging hanging lamp inside with a thick fringe of cobwebs wreathing the edge of its large conical metal shade] Someone's got a real morbid sense of humor.
Bonnie Barstow : [in a wary, apprehensive tone] I wouldn't go that far.
Michael Knight : Morbid?
Bonnie Barstow : Sense of humor!
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K.I.T.T. : [feeling a bit horrified after having analyzed the tuft of black fur that Michael found caught in Denise's closet door] It's hair from a REAL GORILLA, Michael!
Michael Knight : Don't worry, buddy... I don't think that gorilla has peeled any bananas lately.