- K.I.T.T.: That can't be KARR. We destroyed KARR two years ago.
- Michael Knight: Then who or what is that?
- K.I.T.T.: But I saw him explode! You saw him explode!
- Michael Knight: I know, gimme a scan of his license plate.
- K.I.T.T.: Good idea!
- [K.I.T.T. scans K.A.R.R.'s license plate]
- Michael Knight: [sighs] So much for wishful thinking
- Michael Knight: Devon, I really admire you, you know. I admire your maturity, your wisdom, your sense of proportion - I even like your tie. But I'm telling you, K.I.T.T. and I are going out of here in three minutes with or without those reflectors, or your blessing.
- K.I.T.T.: If this plan of yours fails, I want you to know it's been a beautiful partnership.
- Michael Knight: The feeling is mutual.
- Devon Miles: I demand an explanation.
- Michael Knight: When I think one up, you'll be the first to know.
- Michael Knight: [to Mandy] Alright, I'll give it to ya straight: your boy friends in way over his head. As a matter of fact, he's drowning. And you're just about the only person on this earth who can save him right now.
- Devon Miles: Michael, do what you need to do, but please be careful.
- Michael Knight: Right.
- Bonnie Barstow: If anything happens to K.I.T.T...
- Michael Knight: Love you, too.
- [blows a kiss and grins at Bonnie]
- Devon Miles: With a little more time I'm sure we can come up with something.
- Michael Knight: Time is the operative word here, we don't have any.
- K.I.T.T.: Honking in a tunnel, really Michael, I fail to see the point.
- Michael Knight: K.I.T.T., It's an American tradition, like raising your hands on a rollercoaster.
- K.I.T.T.: Unsafe, unsound behaviour if you ask me.
- Michael Knight: Now that you mention it, I didn't.
- John Stanton: [after discovering KARR can talk] Okay, what is this? A joke? A tape recorder? Is Allen Funt gonna pop up and say, Smile, You're On Candid Camera?
- K.A.R.R.: Who's Allen Funt?
- John Stanton: [Startled] What is this? You're a car. Cars don't talk!
- K.A.R.R.: Correct. I am not a car -- I'm the Knight Automated Roving Robot, the first in a bold new experiment. You may call me 'KARR.'
- John Stanton: [to K.A.R.R., after dropping off Mandy] ... Boy, you're really something else. I'd almost hate to give you up, slick.
- K.A.R.R.: [his first line] Then *don't*.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, someone is broadcasting on our private carrier frequency!
- Michael Knight: Wait a minute. That's not supposed to be possible.
- K.I.T.T.: It must be a problem in calibration.
- Michael Knight: That's what worries me. That's not supposed to be possible either.
- John Stanton: [about to drive KARR out of the sand] I'm gonna drive it into town.
- Mandy Moran: What if the owner comes back?
- John Stanton: I'll tell him you're a hitchhiker!
- John Stanton: How was the doctor?
- Eddie: I don't know, I didn't ask him.
- John Stanton: Funny. You gonna live?
- Eddie: [Tapping his chest] Only my batteries know for sure.
- John Stanton: [John is finishing counting out five thousand dollars out of a brown paper bag for a deposit on Eddie's shop. Eddie watches in disbelief] Five thousand. Want to count it yourself?
- Eddie: I just did. How long are we gonna carry on this charade?
- John Stanton: What charade?
- Eddie: I get out of the hospital, I come by to pay a few bills and next thing I know you're driving this hot new car and buying me out with twenty dollar bills you got in a shopping bag. I've been around. I've made some fast money myself. Now who's kidding who?
- John Stanton: [Shaking his head] Take my word for it Eddie - you don't wanna know.
- Eddie: I want to know.
- John Stanton: [Speeding towards a massive truck that's blocking the road] Oh God, stop!
- [Pushes the brakes but nothing happens]
- John Stanton: Where are the brakes?
- K.A.R.R.: [Calmly] Manual override - push Turbo Boost.
- [John pushes Turbo Boost and KARR jumps over the truck]
- Female Rollerskater: [Seeing John sitting in KARR] Hey, radical car dude!
- John Stanton: [Flattered] Radical shorts!