- Bonnie Barstow: That beam melted poor K.I.T.T.'s tire like it was a piece of ordinary rubber.
- K.I.T.T.: Yes, and it was most embarrassing.
- Mac Gifford: [referring to Michael Knight] He could be trouble.
- Dr. Vanessa Sutton: Wrong tense, Mac, he is trouble.
- K.I.T.T.: His name is Fuji Hakito. Given he's a Takishi, might I suggest caution?
- Michael Knight: [gets out] My middle name, partner, my middle name. Sayonara.
- Devon Miles: [Devon is dismayed at spotting broken crockery on the floor] My beautiful Wedgewood service!
- Bonnie Barstow: Elliott was just showing me how to brew tea by computer.
- Elliott Sykes: Sorry, eh, normally it's mega efficient.
- Mac Gifford: [Dr Sutton's demonstration of the lazer fails - Mac is furious] I can do more damage with my bare hands!
- Dr. Vanessa Sutton: Something's wrong!
- Mac Gifford: You're DAMN RIGHT something's wrong! We're hitting that vault tomorrow... and I killed a man over this Buck Roger's gizmo that doesn't work!
- Michael Knight: [Trying to explain to KITT what a 'nerd' is] A 'nerd' is kind of... a term of... AFFECTION!
- K.I.T.T.: It sounds more like an affliction.
- Michael Knight: Well... you might just have a point there buddy.
- Jeannie: Are you here for aerobics?
- Michael Knight: [Smiling] Only if you give private lessons.
- Jeannie: Sorry to disappoint you... I'm just a receptionist!
- Michael Knight: [after ducking to avoid a throwing knife] You should've told me the Takishi's had a height requirement!
- Mac Gifford: Don't get the wrong idea Knight. You bailed out first and my man adjusted.
- Michael Knight: Yeah, right. We'll try it again sometime... in MY gym!
- Dr. Vanessa Sutton: [Demonstrating Dr Raymond's lazer] Ever hear of a thermal lazer?
- Mac Gifford: [Scoffs] Sounds like a high-wrench sunlamp.
- Dr. Vanessa Sutton: You're a real genius, Mac!
- K.I.T.T.: There are eleven 'Vanessa Suttons' in my databank.
- Michael Knight: Run them by me, buddy.
- K.I.T.T.: [Shows an image of an old woman] Vanessa Abigail Sutton.
- Michael Knight: KITT, she's 90 years old! Go on!
- K.I.T.T.: Very well.
- [Shows an image of a horse]
- K.I.T.T.: Vanessa B. Sutton.
- Michael Knight: Great legs, but I pass!
- K.I.T.T.: [Shows an image of the actual Vanessa] Vanessa Mary Sutton.
- Michael Knight: Ah ha! There's little Miss Massage!
- Michael Knight: My name's Michael Knight, I'm a friend of Fuji Hakito's.
- Mac Gifford: Yeah? Well, you should know he's not here.
- Michael Knight: I do, that's why I am. Used to work out with him, I'm looking for a new martial arts club to join.
- Mac Gifford: Well this is private, but just out of curiosity, what belt are you?
- Michael Knight: Put it this way - I've beaten a Takishi.
- Mac Gifford: A Hammer Hawk? To my knowledge they died out years ago. And from what I've heard, bragging wasn't part of the Takishi code. You had to withstand a test of raw nerve to even be considered.
- Michael Knight: [Sneering] Try me.
- Mac Gifford: [Giving Vanessa a massage] I'm gonna make that call. I'll be right back.
- [Leaves the room, then Michael enters who resumes the massage]
- Dr. Vanessa Sutton: [Unable to see Michael] Oh, that was fast.
- [Moaning]
- Dr. Vanessa Sutton: Ohhh... I never thought you could be so tender. Careful... I'm beginning to visualize more than 'tension leaving my body.' I can't wait to return the favor.
- Michael Knight: [Grinning] Me neither!
- Bonnie Barstow: Michael Knight, allow me to introduce Elliott Sykes.
- Elliott Sykes: That's, eh, Elliott with two ll's and two t's, like in latitudinal