- Shiela: You guys are all the same. You drive a jazzy custom car, blow dry your hair...
- [sighs]
- Shiela: and your eyes never stop wandering. I just want a guy, oh, who's dependable, personable and bankable, huh, am I making myself clear?
- Michael Knight: Look Sheila, I think they're called husbands.
- Edgar: You're pall here just hit me.
- Michael Knight: [disbelieving] He hit you?
- Edgar: I don't chew my cabbage twice!
- K.I.T.T.: Devon is calling.
- Michael Knight: Speak of the Devil!
- Devon Miles: [Via the video monitor] I beg your pardon?
- Michael Knight: Devon, it's just a figure of speech. What's up?
- Michael Knight: [Seeing Tom hug Shiela] Well, well, well... looks like you can't lose for winning!
- Capt. Tom O'Mally: If you mean Shiela, you're right, she's the greatest!
- Shiela: No...
- [Looking at Michael]
- Shiela: *He's* the greatest.
- [Kisses Michael then blows a kiss to KITT]
- Shiela: And you are the second greatest!
- Capt. Tom O'Mally: [Looking concerned] What about me?
- Shiela: You? You are the very, very best!
- Michael Knight: [Seeing Shiela walk away with Tom O'Mally] What do you think about that?
- K.I.T.T.: I think she has excellent taste in cars. However, her taste in men, could be open for discussion.
- Michael Knight: Just because she chose me before you?
- K.I.T.T.: Oh, no Michael. I meant O'Mally!
- Michael Knight: [Chuckles] Yeah. Somewhere in the back of my mind, I still feel like I'm the lucky one.
- Devon Miles: Have you located O'Mally yet?
- Michael Knight: [Exasperated] Devon, this guy is harder to find than a chameleon!
- Michael Knight: [Michael and Sheila witness two men have a shooting contest] Nice pistol you got there.
- Tuxedo: Yeah, it is. 9mm, good and handy, good balance.
- Michael Knight: That's what I hear. You mind if I take a look?
- Tuxedo: No, go ahead.
- Michael Knight: Thank you.
- [Looking at the pistol]
- Michael Knight: This is nice, real nice. I'd sure like to get one of these. Where'd you buy yours?
- Tuxedo: I bought it from her, that girl who was here.
- Michael Knight: Was?
- [Turns around and sees Sheila has gone]
- Tuxedo: Ah, you gotta keep 'em on a leash these days!
- Michael Knight: [Whilst dodging the laser beams that Rawleigh and Fletcher are firing] Can you MicroJam their firing mechanisms?
- K.I.T.T.: No, but I may be able to close their induction vents! I think you'll find the result satisfactory.
- [the lasers stop firing and Rawleigh and Fletcher recoil in pain]
- Michael Knight: Nice goin' buddy!
- Michael Knight: [Rawleigh and Fletcher start shooting their lasers at Michael and KITT] Whoa! They've found a new target!
- Michael Knight: [Reeling in the chopper that Jastrow is in using KITT's winch] Beautiful! Beaut-I-Full!