- Devon Miles: Looks like a carefully constructed trainwreck.
- 'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: Come on, boss, stop putting down my wheels!
- Michael Knight: He meant the drawings, RC, I got them before the place blew up tonight.
- Anna-Lucia Cortez: You're a nice person, Michael Knight.
- Michael Knight: So are you Ana-Lucia, so are you.
- Anna-Lucia Cortez: I kept you up all night.
- Michael Knight: That's alright, after the race is over I'm gonna come back and demand equal time.
- Anna-Lucia Cortez: You don't have to demand...
- Anna-Lucia Cortez: Whew, this is some set of wheels.
- Michael Knight: Thank you. You're not bad so yourself.
- 'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: This baby taught the Baja a lesson.
- Michael Knight: Not to mention bringing half of it back with you. Look at this.
- 'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: Now there you guys go putting down my wheels again.
- K.I.T.T.: Don't look at me, RC. My vocal board is sealed.
- Michael Knight: [about RC's motorbike] Look, just because this thing has been on the road longer than Willie Nelson and looks it...