- Devon Miles: Last time we came here to a party, the guests danced on tables until sunrise. It took me two days to recover.
- Bonnie Barstow: You must have taken someone else. Devon, I think I would've remembered you dancing on a table.
- Devon Miles: Really?
- K.I.T.T.: You know, I have to admit I hope it turns out Whitby is innocent. I owe him a favor.
- Michael Knight: Alright, let me have it...
- K.I.T.T.: He forced you to take off that hat.
- Michael Knight: Funny, K.I.T.T., that's very funny.
- K.I.T.T.: [talking like a New York cabbie] Mickey, for you the moon, you know that!
- Michael Knight: [severely annoyed] Get me the moon, get me the data, get me a pizza, but please, stop talking like that, just do it without talking, please.
- K.I.T.T.: [riding a bumpy road] Backroad? This isn't even a cowpath.
- Michael Knight: Tell me about it. Riding that bull was easier. I'm getting bruises on my bruises.
- Michael Knight: [phoney New York accent] Hey, this is your lucky day. I'm gonna make yous an offer yous can't refuse. I won't tease you about your New York accent, if you won't tease me about my serious cowboy hat.
- K.I.T.T.: Very good Michael, I accept your offer.