Knight Rider (TV Series)
Return to Cadiz (1983)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
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Quotes
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April Curtis : [on viewscreen] Are you ready for the test, Michael?
Michael Knight : Oh, hi, April, I'm ready if Kitt's ready!
April Curtis : Kitt?
KITT : I'm glad you asked, April. In light of the extensive micronetics involved in the system interface, not to mention...
Michael Knight : [laughs] He's ready.
Michael Knight : Michael, I prefer speaking for myself. In truth there's a primary aversion involved.
Michael Knight : I know, buddy, you hate the smell of fish.
KITT : I dislike the smell of fish. I hate salt water.
Michael Knight : Think of it this way: April wants to see if you can swim, and I'm along for the ride.
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KITT : But you heard April. There are unanswered questions regarding the viability of my Third Stage Aquatic Synthesizer.
Michael Knight : Maybe we'll answer 'em here and now, me hearty.
KITT : Michael, this is no time for Long John Silver!
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KITT : You have an attraction with her, don't you?
Michael Knight : Um, she has a pretty smile. Don't you think so?
KITT : Michael, silicon chip circuitry is pretty to me. 200 miles on a gallon of gas is pretty to me. I'm not programmed to react to a girl's smile. You on the other hand, are programmed to react to nothing else.
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Jennifer Shell : You like lobster? I happen to have a real beauty left from Bobby's last dive.
Michael Knight : Is that an invitation?
Jennifer Shell : How 'bout tonight?
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KITT : Michael, you're awfully quiet. And upset, despite my efforts to cheer you up.
Michael Knight : [pause] I'm thinking, Kitt, I'm not upset.
KITT : Your pulse rate is up, your blood pressure is high and you're gripping the steering wheel with alarming pressure.
Michael Knight : [lets go of steering wheel] Yeah, white knuckles give you away every time, huh?
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KITT : Aye, me hearty. Is it a ration of grog you're needing?
Michael Knight : Grog?
KITT : Aye, grog. Rum to you landlovers. Oh no, you're not back on that programme again, are you?
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Michael Knight : April?
April Curtis : Hm?
Michael Knight : Listen, thanks a lot for jumping in when I needed some help.
April Curtis : Sure. Actually it was fun. I, eh, I was thinking, maybe we should trade jobs once in a while.
Michael Knight : That's not a bad idea. Kitt's Long John Silver quotes are driving me nuts.
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Michael Knight : [speaking into his watch] Good work, Kitt. Real good work.
Jennifer Shell : Who's Kitt?
Michael Knight : [untying her hands] He's a... ah, he's a friend of mine.
Jennifer Shell : Whoever he is, I'd like to thank him myself, may I?
Michael Knight : Be my guest.
Jennifer Shell : [speaking into Michael's watch] You were wonderful, Kitt.
KITT : Just call me the scourge of the seven seas.
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April Curtis : I just had an update from Research and Development. It seems they now have some questions about the viability of the Third Stage Aquatic Synthesiser.
KITT : What kind of questions, April?
Michael Knight : The sinking kind.
April Curtis : Yes, sinking. As in Michael Knight's popularity around here.