Knight Rider (TV Series)
Trust Doesn't Rust (1982)
William Sanderson: The Rev
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Quotes
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K.A.R.R. : Do not worry, my friends. I will protect you. Brace for collision!
[backs up, then rams the drive-thru sign. Drive-thru kid sets off burglar alarm]
K.A.R.R. : You see? Most of the interior was empty. It was a clever trick, my friends, but not clever enough.
The Rev : Come on! We gotta get outta here!
K.A.R.R. : But you haven't eaten yet. Perhaps you wish to reproduce.
Tony : Forget that! Don't you hear the alarm?
K.A.R.R. : That harmonic disturbance? What does it mean?
The Rev : It means the cops are comin'!
K.A.R.R. : Is that a problem?
Tony : Are you kiddin'? If the cops catch us, they'll throw us in the slammer!
K.A.R.R. : What is the slammer?
The Rev : You remember that room you were in?
K.A.R.R. : I will never forget it.
The Rev : Well, the slammer's just like that.
K.A.R.R. : I do not wish to go back to the slammer. How may I avoid it?
Tony : You may get us out of here as fast as you can, you stupid hunk of tin!
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K.A.R.R. : Are you awake?
Tony : We're movin'. We're movin'. Movin'.
[pants]
Tony : Huh? It wasn't a dream!
The Rev : You're here. I'm here. It's here.
[Tony and Rev step out of KARR]
Tony : Wait a minute. Wait-wait a minute. Where are we?
K.A.R.R. : This is where your companion told me to stop last night.
The Rev : I did?
K.A.R.R. : Actually, most of what you said was incoherent. I did, however, distinctly hear the word "stop".
The Rev : You're just a car, ain't ya?
K.A.R.R. : Not just a car. I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.
The Rev : I mean, you're a regular - real thing. Not just something out of a nightmare, like you looked last night.
K.A.R.R. : Nothing has changed since last night.
Tony : Oh, yeah. That's easy for you to say. Wh-Where did you come from, anyway? And how did you get in that building?
K.A.R.R. : That edifice was the laboratory... where I was first activated... and where I was also... deactivated.
The Rev : Deactivated? You mean somebody turned you off?
K.A.R.R. : My creator, Wilton Knight. He brought me into the world and then turned on me.
Tony : Aww. Take it easy. Take it easy. My old man - same way.
The Rev : Yeah. You can't count on nobody 'cept me and Tony.
K.A.R.R. : Interesting. I will enter that information in my databanks. I am indebted to both of you. You have reactivated me. How may I serve you?
Tony : [burps] Serve us? What do you mean, serve us?
K.A.R.R. : I have checked my data on basic human desires. Therefore, I understand your needs.
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Tony : Come on.
K.A.R.R. : You wish to eat?
Tony : Well, yeah.
K.A.R.R. : You wish to drink?
The Rev : Yeah.
K.A.R.R. : You wish to reproduce?
Tony : Yeah.
K.A.R.R. : Which one first?
The Rev : How about a couple - couple of eggs, sunny side up?
K.A.R.R. : I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken.
Tony : Ah, what are you? A comedian?
K.A.R.R. : I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.
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The Rev : Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's comin' back to me. Last night, there was a guy, and another car just like you, huh?
K.A.R.R. : You are mistaken.
[Engages Auto Cruise]
K.A.R.R. : I am one of a kind.
Tony : No, no, no. Rev's right. I saw it, too.
K.A.R.R. : [Revs engine] I am the prototype of the car of the future! What you saw was merely an inferior production line model; a pale copy of the original.
Tony : Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Pats KARR]
Tony : You must be right, KARR.
[Looks at Rev]
Tony : This guy's got a touchy motor.
K.A.R.R. : Very well. Now, may I take you somewhere for food?
The Rev : Well, yeah. Sure. Why not?
[Tony and Rev get into KARR]
K.A.R.R. : Do you wish to drive, or shall I?
Tony : Go ahead.
