- Capt. Frank McNeil: And what the hell, might I ask, are you doing here?
- Lt. Theo Kojak: C'mon, will ya Frank. You think I'd be here if the police surgeon didn't think I was all right?
- Capt. Frank McNeil: You were shot, Theo.
- Lt. Theo Kojak: [chuckles] My hero. C'mon, I've hurt myself worse opening a can of soup.