The L Word (TV Series)

Pilot (2004)

Karina Lombard: Marina Ferrer

Quotes 

• [Marina is buying groceries where Jenny works] 

  Marina : [to Jenny]  Come on, I want to see you check me out.

• Marina : Well, between the four of us, we'll come up with someone. What, he has to be healthy, strong, creative, handsome...

  Tina : Artistic.

  [Shane enters the cafe] 

  Dana : There's always Shane.

• [Shane leaves with a woman Dana wanted to ask out] 

  Dana : I don't get it. I mean, what does Shane have that I don't have?

  Tina : It has to do with her attitude.

  Dana : I've got attitude!

  Marina : It's because she's so withholding.

  Tina : No. It's because she's so confident.

  Dana : No, it's because she's so STUPID and stupid people are too dumb to be insecure.

  Alice : [firmly]  Dana. She's your friend.

  Tina : It's confidence okay? I'm telling you... it's because of her nipples.

  Dana : What do you mean it's because of her nipples?

  Tina : She has the best nipples in town and she knows it.

  Alice : Oh my God. You're so right. She has nipple confidence!

  Tina : Yeah, they're small and they're perfectly formed.

  Alice : I wonder if I could sell a story on L.A's best nipples.