Laredo (TV Series)
The Deadliest Kid in the West (1966)
Neville Brand: Reese Bennett
Quotes
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[last lines]
Reese Bennett : You mean them new rifles we been expectin'?
Captain Edward Parmalee : Just open the case.
Reese Bennett : Ah ha! A-ha-ha-ha! Ohhhh... Oh, no.
[Reese pulls a shovel from the wooden case]
Captain Edward Parmalee : See you 'round the stables, boys.
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Captain Edward Parmalee : I said I might give you another chance under certain conditions.
Chad Cooper : That's mighty kind of you, Captain.
Reese Bennett : She was mighty persuasive, wasn't she, Captain.
Captain Edward Parmalee : Persuasion had nothing to do with it. It just so happens I have an assignment that you three are eminently qualified for. It's a dirty, thankless job that nobody volunteered for and if you three think you can handle it...
Chad Cooper , Reese Bennett , Joe Riley : Yes sir!
Captain Edward Parmalee : You volunteering?
Chad Cooper , Reese Bennett , Joe Riley : Yes sir!
Captain Edward Parmalee : In that case you get first crack at the new equipment.
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Reese Bennett : Now, Captain, that ain't fair!
Captain Edward Parmalee : Ain't fair? Aiding and abetting the escape of a wanted man; coming in here with a cockeyed collection of pious pervarications! You've pulled some slippery shenanigans in the past, but this is the topper! I ought to throw the book at you. If I hadn't promised Missy...
Joe Riley : Ah ha...
Chad Cooper : Oh ho...
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[Captain Parmalee tells Reese, Chad and Joe exactly what happened at the Mabry ranch]
Reese Bennett : Must be a mindreader.
Captain Edward Parmalee : That presupposes there's a mind to be read!
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[Captain Parmelee doesn't believe Reese's wild tale of how Lance Mabry died fighting train robbers]
Chad Cooper : You and the Brothers Grimm.
Reese Bennett : Well, I've ever heard of them jaspers. What are they wanted for?
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Reese Bennett : [to Missy] You came that close to killin' me! Why I ought to take you across my knee and spank you for it!
[Missy cocks her rifle and points it at Reese]
Chad Cooper : Oh, you really scared her, Reese.
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Reese Bennett : [Reese draws his gun to attack Jack's house] Let's go!
Chad Cooper : Now, Reese, that's a downright unfriendly way to go callin' on a fella.
Joe Riley : He's liable to get a real unfriendly reception, too.
Reese Bennett : Well, what kind of etiquette would you two use to go callin' on a train robber?
