Laredo (TV Series)

The Deadliest Kid in the West (1966)

Peter Brown: Chad Cooper

Quotes 

• Captain Edward Parmalee : I said I might give you another chance under certain conditions.

  Chad Cooper : That's mighty kind of you, Captain.

  Reese Bennett : She was mighty persuasive, wasn't she, Captain.

  Captain Edward Parmalee : Persuasion had nothing to do with it. It just so happens I have an assignment that you three are eminently qualified for. It's a dirty, thankless job that nobody volunteered for and if you three think you can handle it...

  Chad Cooper , Reese Bennett , Joe Riley : Yes sir!

  Captain Edward Parmalee : You volunteering?

  Chad Cooper , Reese Bennett , Joe Riley : Yes sir!

  Captain Edward Parmalee : In that case you get first crack at the new equipment.

• Reese Bennett : Now, Captain, that ain't fair!

  Captain Edward Parmalee : Ain't fair? Aiding and abetting the escape of a wanted man; coming in here with a cockeyed collection of pious pervarications! You've pulled some slippery shenanigans in the past, but this is the topper! I ought to throw the book at you. If I hadn't promised Missy...

  Joe Riley : Ah ha...

  Chad Cooper : Oh ho...

• [Captain Parmelee doesn't believe Reese's wild tale of how Lance Mabry died fighting train robbers] 

  Chad Cooper : You and the Brothers Grimm.

  Reese Bennett : Well, I've ever heard of them jaspers. What are they wanted for?

• Jack Mabry : Let go of her!

  [Missy continues to slap Chad's head and shoulders] 

  Chad Cooper : Tell her to let go of me!

• Chad Cooper : What might your name be, young lady?

  Missy Mabry : It might be anything.

  Chad Cooper : Well, if I had me a little girl like you, I could think of a prettier name than that.

• Reese Bennett : [to Missy]  You came that close to killin' me! Why I ought to take you across my knee and spank you for it!

  [Missy cocks her rifle and points it at Reese] 

  Chad Cooper : Oh, you really scared her, Reese.

• Reese Bennett : [Reese draws his gun to attack Jack's house]  Let's go!

  Chad Cooper : Now, Reese, that's a downright unfriendly way to go callin' on a fella.

  Joe Riley : He's liable to get a real unfriendly reception, too.

  Reese Bennett : Well, what kind of etiquette would you two use to go callin' on a train robber?