Laredo (TV Series)
The Deadliest Kid in the West (1966)
William Smith: Joe Riley
Quotes
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Captain Edward Parmalee : I said I might give you another chance under certain conditions.
Chad Cooper : That's mighty kind of you, Captain.
Reese Bennett : She was mighty persuasive, wasn't she, Captain.
Captain Edward Parmalee : Persuasion had nothing to do with it. It just so happens I have an assignment that you three are eminently qualified for. It's a dirty, thankless job that nobody volunteered for and if you three think you can handle it...
Chad Cooper , Reese Bennett , Joe Riley : Yes sir!
Captain Edward Parmalee : You volunteering?
Chad Cooper , Reese Bennett , Joe Riley : Yes sir!
Captain Edward Parmalee : In that case you get first crack at the new equipment.
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Reese Bennett : Now, Captain, that ain't fair!
Captain Edward Parmalee : Ain't fair? Aiding and abetting the escape of a wanted man; coming in here with a cockeyed collection of pious pervarications! You've pulled some slippery shenanigans in the past, but this is the topper! I ought to throw the book at you. If I hadn't promised Missy...
Joe Riley : Ah ha...
Chad Cooper : Oh ho...
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[Joe is making a poultice for Jack's wound]
Missy Mabry : Learn your doctorin' in school?
Joe Riley : I never had much schoolin'. Learned this from a Mescalero medicine man.
Missy Mabry : Papa says the Mescaleros are savages.
Joe Riley : Some. Just like some white men.
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Reese Bennett : [Reese draws his gun to attack Jack's house] Let's go!
Chad Cooper : Now, Reese, that's a downright unfriendly way to go callin' on a fella.
Joe Riley : He's liable to get a real unfriendly reception, too.
Reese Bennett : Well, what kind of etiquette would you two use to go callin' on a train robber?