The Larry Sanders Show (TV Series)
Arthur's Crises (1994)
Garry Shandling: Larry Sanders
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Quotes
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Arthur : I told you that your ass is fat!
Larry Sanders : Too late.
Arthur : Not from me, buddy!
Larry Sanders : My ass is fine, my ass is great, I never felt better about my ass.
Arthur : Maybe you don't need me.
Larry Sanders : Maybe we don't.
Arthur : Then maybe you and your fat ass can go fuck yourselves!
Larry Sanders : Thank you. I was just waiting for a go ahead.
Arthur : Well, you go right ahead!
Larry Sanders : Thank you.
Arthur : Don't wait for me.
Larry Sanders : I will not wait for you.
[checking his own butt in the mirror]
Larry Sanders : Hello!
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[first lines]
Beverly Barnes : [Larry plays golf in his office when Beverly opens the door and the golf ball passes in front of her, outside of the room] You're supposed to put into the hole.
Larry Sanders : Yeah, I know, that's something my wife used to tell me.
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Larry Sanders : You CBS whore.