- Larry Sanders: Boy, I don't get it. You know, I thought Hank's wife was really uh... quiet, sweet.
- Arthur: She was.
- Larry Sanders: What happened?
- Arthur: He married her.
- Larry Sanders: [watching Bobcat infamous fire incident on Leno's show] Man, you can tell Leno is pissed. Look at this.
- Arthur: That Bobcat got some serious mental problems.
- Paula: He's got incredible balls.
- Arthur: Got something.
- [pause]
- Arthur: Paula, don't say balls. Men find it off-putting.
- Paula: Thanks for the tip.
- Larry Sanders: Don't say tip.