Late Night with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)
Steven Wright/Kari Wührer/Lit (1999)
Steven Wright: Self - Guest
Quotes
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Conan O'Brien : So, uh, Steven. Good to see you.
Steven Wright : Thanks.
Conan O'Brien : What have you, what have you been doing lately?
Steven Wright : Nothin'.
Conan O'Brien : How are you?
Steven Wright : I'm, I'm good.
Conan O'Brien : You been traveling?
Steven Wright : Yeah.
Conan O'Brien : You been doin' live shows?
Steven Wright : Yeah.
Conan O'Brien : You like doin' live shows?
Steven Wright : Yes.
Conan O'Brien : I'm guessing some nights, ya... some nights you just don't feel like being funny.
Steven Wright : Right.
Conan O'Brien : Is this one of those nights?
Steven Wright : No.
Conan O'Brien : Do, do they tell you that, uh, that this is a talk show?
Steven Wright : Yeah.
Conan O'Brien : I gotta ask, but... are you just gonna give me one-word answers?
Steven Wright : Nope.
Conan O'Brien : You have any stories?
Steven Wright : Yeah.
Conan O'Brien : You gonna tell any of 'em?
Steven Wright : Maybe.
Conan O'Brien : Okay, well maybe... maybe you should leave now.
Steven Wright : All right, thank you...
[stands up but sits back down]
Conan O'Brien : So you were, you were just kidding with that whole bit up front.
Steven Wright : Yeah.
Conan O'Brien : Yeah... . so uh, so how's it going?
Steven Wright : Good.
Conan O'Brien : [laughs] What are you doing this summer? You got any plans?
Steven Wright : No. Yeah, I have a lot of things I'm doin'. Next week I'm gonna have an MRI to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia.