- Conan O'Brien: So, uh, Steven. Good to see you.
- Steven Wright: Thanks.
- Conan O'Brien: What have you, what have you been doing lately?
- Steven Wright: Nothin'.
- Conan O'Brien: How are you?
- Steven Wright: I'm, I'm good.
- Conan O'Brien: You been traveling?
- Steven Wright: Yeah.
- Conan O'Brien: You been doin' live shows?
- Steven Wright: Yeah.
- Conan O'Brien: You like doin' live shows?
- Steven Wright: Yes.
- Conan O'Brien: I'm guessing some nights, ya... some nights you just don't feel like being funny.
- Steven Wright: Right.
- Conan O'Brien: Is this one of those nights?
- Steven Wright: No.
- Conan O'Brien: Do, do they tell you that, uh, that this is a talk show?
- Steven Wright: Yeah.
- Conan O'Brien: I gotta ask, but... are you just gonna give me one-word answers?
- Steven Wright: Nope.
- Conan O'Brien: You have any stories?
- Steven Wright: Yeah.
- Conan O'Brien: You gonna tell any of 'em?
- Steven Wright: Maybe.
- Conan O'Brien: Okay, well maybe... maybe you should leave now.
- Steven Wright: All right, thank you...
- [stands up but sits back down]
- Conan O'Brien: So you were, you were just kidding with that whole bit up front.
- Steven Wright: Yeah.
- Conan O'Brien: Yeah... . so uh, so how's it going?
- Steven Wright: Good.
- Conan O'Brien: [laughs] What are you doing this summer? You got any plans?
- Steven Wright: No. Yeah, I have a lot of things I'm doin'. Next week I'm gonna have an MRI to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia.