Laverne & Shirley (TV Series)

The Road to Burbank (1981)

David L. Lander: Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman

Quotes 

• Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : Mrs. Squiggman.

  Shirley Feeney : Don't ever call me that!

  Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : Why not?

  Shirley Feeney : Let me put it to you this way. If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, the human race would die out.

  Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : We could always adopt.