Laverne & Shirley (TV Series)

Shotgun Wedding: Part 2 (1979)

Cindy Williams: Shirley Feeney

Quotes 

• Vernon : This is ust among the women folk! Now ve up here have 3 ways of handling this. You can have an Axe fight

  Shirley Feeney : [Whimpering] 

  Laverne DeFazio : You know just 2 weeks ago I would have jumped at an Axe fight but I gave it up for Lent.

  Shirley Feeney : What are the other 2 choices?

  Vernon : Pig skinning.

  Shirley Feeney : I do hope I miss understood you. I do hope that was pig spinning and even that I would consider a little cruel.

  Vernon : Vell the only other choice is uh Square Dancing.

  Shirley Feeney : What kind of a monster are you?

  Laverne DeFazio : We'll take that! We'll Do-Si-Do circles around them.