Laverne & Shirley (TV Series)
The Slow Child (1978)
David L. Lander: Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman
Quotes
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Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : She's a retard, a dummy!
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : [Amy cries and runs out of the Pizza Bowl] Amy!
[grabs Squiggy]
Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : You know who the dummy is? YOU ARE!
[shoves Squiggy against a table and knocks it down]
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Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : [enters dressed in a kilt, an elf's hat and green stockings] Hoy there! Hello lads and lasses and children in the sea, I have come to pick your baloney stones.
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Laverne DeFazio : Hey Squiggy, do you know the Purple Fiends?
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : Know 'em? They beat me up three times.
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Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski : [looking at Squiggy's leprechaun costume with a kilt, a green elf's hat, green stockings and a green jacket with curled coat tails] Boy don't you look sensational?
Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman : Yeah yeah, I would'a got you one but they didn't have a leprechaun costume in a 42 Husky.