Law & Order (TV Series)
D-Girl (1997)
Jerry Orbach: Detective Lennie Briscoe
Quotes
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : [Trying to identify the victim from her breast implants] Cheer up Rey, could be worse.
Detective Rey Curtis : Yeah, the torso could have had a hip replacement.
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : [to Lisa Lundquist, after she has asked Curtis to take a look at a screenplay] Hey, why don't you take him to dinner? Go ahead, pick his brain all night!
Lisa Lundquist : Well, that'd be great! I don't expect you to do it for free. We can work out some sort of consulting fee.
Detective Rey Curtis : Not eating with Lennie is payment enough.
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A.D.A. Jamie Ross : Grant's lawyer wants to meet as soon as possible. He might be looking for a plea.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Oh, that's too bad. I was hoping this time Grant might escape to the Bahamas.
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : [referring to Curtis's marital breakup] I thought if you said enough "Hail Mary"s, all was forgiven.
Detective Rey Curtis : God forgives you, not your wife.
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Detective Rey Curtis : [to Lundquist, after their dinner] Take this. It's my room key: 912. It's all yours!
[pause]
Detective Rey Curtis : I'll stay with Lennie.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : [after Curtis moves into his room] What! She wanted to shack up, and you turned her down?
Detective Rey Curtis : I told her I was married.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Why? Rey, you should not disappoint this woman. She provided valuable information - and she looks great!
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : Rey, all I know is you're young, unattached, devillishly handsome and we're going to LA! If that isn't destiny, what is?
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : [walking along the beach] I've still got the wrong shoes. Feel like Nixon at San Clemente.
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Detective Rey Curtis : You see what you got me into?
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Yeah, I got you a date with a real good-looking woman: I'm a real son of a bitch.