Law & Order (TV Series)
Smoke (2003)
Jesse L. Martin: Detective Ed Green
Quotes
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Detective Ed Green : People get around stars, they get stupid.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Waiting in line to see Madonna is stupid, this is a felony.
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Detective Ed Green : [checking Bender's financials] Damn, I wonder what a 200 dollar haircut looks like.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : Kind of like a 400 dollar car-wash.
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Larry Miller : I heard some kid accused Monty of inappropriate behavior.
Detective Ed Green : What, using the wrong fork?
Larry Miller : I don't think Monty would shell out seven figures for that.
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Detective Ed Green : [discussing Monty's successful career] Is that a hint of envy, Larry?
Larry Miller : Mister Miller...
[looks at Ed, laughing]
Larry Miller : God, Ed, relax!
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Lt. Anita Van Buren : [Ed found Sammy's testimonial against Monty Bender online] Do I want to hear this?
Detective Ed Green : [reading] Monty touched my penis with his mouth...
Lt. Anita Van Buren : The answer's no, bring him in.
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Detective Lennie Briscoe : All three of 'em have the same story.
Lt. Anita Van Buren : That's what a large bank account gets you.
[her phone rings]
Lt. Anita Van Buren : Van Buren. You're sure? Thanks.
[she hangs up]
Lt. Anita Van Buren : Well, that makes us 0 for 4. Arson investigator says he can't conclude either way.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : So this bastard's gonna walk?
Detective Ed Green : [having entered the room] Uh, maybe not. I checked the web.
Detective Lennie Briscoe : For what, millionaire perverts?
Detective Ed Green : No, I Googled Sammy Morales. Don't ask. Now, his name was all over this one website, UpYourButt.net. Now, in a deposition from a civil suit against Monty Bender, he said...
Lt. Anita Van Buren : Do I want to hear this?
Detective Ed Green : ..."Monty touched my penis with his mouth."
Lt. Anita Van Buren : The answer's no. Pick him up.