- Lazarus (James Cathcart): Rebekah I'm sorry. If only I'd fired sooner.
- Rebekah: Or fired at all. Now there's two boys dead.
- Preacher: Just looking in your eyes I can see there is some great burden vexing your soul.
- Lazarus (James Cathcart): No sir. No burden I can share.
- Preacher: Those are the heaviest burdens of all.
- Lazarus (James Cathcart): My God. You people are the dumbest, stubbornest bunch of jackasses I've ever seen.
- Rebekah: I try to turn the other cheek.
- Lazarus (James Cathcart): Christ was never west of the Mississippi. Now give me my damn gun.