- Ward Cleaver: No, sir! I think he's being very foolish, but if he's not going to speak to me I'm just going to ignore it.
- Wally Cleaver: Gee, Dad! If you guys aren't speaking to each other, who's going to yell at the Beaver for not taking a bath and having dirty feet and stuff? Heck, you just can't hit him without saying anything!
- Gus the Fireman: Now, let's see what this deal is here? One all expense trip to Hawaii. Hawaii. I think I might be young enough to make the trip, but I might be just a little too old to enjoy it.
- The Beaver: [Beaver and Larry are sitting in a box, pretending to drive a sports car] Watch out Eddie, we're gonna burn rubber.
- Eddie Haskell: Ahh, cut it out. Why don't you grow up?
- Larry Mondello: And be like you, Eddie?
- Eddie Haskell: Listen, wiseguy, you wanna go home with your teeth in your pocket?
- Wally Cleaver: Ahh, c'mon Eddie, leave him alone. Anyway, he's liable to hit you in the mouth.