- Ward Cleaver: Why don't you boys ever want to tell me anything? I'm really interested in knowing what goes on at school.
- Wally Cleaver: Well, nothing ever goes on at school, Dad.
- Ward Cleaver: Oh, now, Wally, I can hardly believe that.
- Wally Cleaver: Well, you go in the morning, and if you've done your homework it's all right. If you haven't, they holler at ya. That's all there is to school.
- Wally Cleaver: Wait a minute, you mean the kids are right? You do like Miss Canfield?
- Theodore Cleaver: She's all right.
- Wally Cleaver: Boy, I wouldn't think of likin' my teacher.
- Theodore Cleaver: Yeah, but Miss Canfield is a lot prettier than Mr Bloomgarten.