- Wally Cleaver: Oh, Hi Mom, Dad.
- Ward Cleaver: Hello, Wally.
- June Cleaver: Hi.
- Wally Cleaver: I just stopped by the library on the way home.
- Ward Cleaver: [looking at the books Wally is carrying] Oh, "Ballet Steps by Darinsky", "Hair Styling at Home", "Beauty Hints and Secrets". Uhm, your homework assignment?
- Wally Cleaver: [annoyed] These aren't my books. I walked home with Mary Ellen Rogers. I guess I must have given her mine instead.
- Ward Cleaver: Hah! What did she wind up with, "How to Boil Out a Carburetor"?