Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Miss Landers' Fiance (1960)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

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Quotes 

• The Beaver : [Beaver and Whitey are discussing Miss Landers getting married]  Hey, Whitey, after your brother got married, he and his wife had some... babies, didn't they?

  Whitey Whitney : Sure! I'm a two-time uncle even!

  The Beaver : Do you think Miss Landers might have any babies?

  Whitey Whitney : Sure she might.

  The Beaver : Boy, Whitey. All these years I've been thinking teachers were something special. Well, now they turn out to be nothing but parents.

• Ward Cleaver : [phone rings]  I'll get it. Hello?

  Whitey Whitney : Hello, Mr. Cleaver? This is Whitey Whitney. I wondered if I could talk to Beaver, if you're not busy yelling at him or anything.

  Ward Cleaver : Why yes, I think so. Just a minute, I'll call him.

  [to Beaver offstage] 

  Ward Cleaver : Beaver! Telephone!

  The Beaver : [from offstage]  Okay, Dad!

  Ward Cleaver : He'll be right here.

  [to June] 

  Ward Cleaver : It's, uh, that little friend of Beaver's, uh, you know, the one who always talks like he's just been frightened by something?

  June Cleaver : Whitey Whitney?

  Ward Cleaver : Precisely.