Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)
The Haircut (1957)
Hugh Beaumont: Ward Cleaver
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Quotes
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Ward Cleaver : Beaver, it would have been very easy for me to forgive you if you had just stood up and said, "Dad, I lost my money and Wally gave me the haircut."
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [stands up] Dad, I lost the money and Wally gave me the haircut.
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Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : If I tell you, you'll be mad at me.
Ward Cleaver : That's ridiculous! Now, come on, tell me.
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : I losted my money.
Ward Cleaver : Again? Oh, Beaver! Your mother and I have been very patient with you, but this habit of losing money has got to stop!
Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : I told you you'd be mad at me!
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[opening narration]
Ward Cleaver : When you're young, there are some things you have to learn. How to catch a baseball. And good table manners don't come too easily. But when you're a boy, losing things is one of the few lessons you don't have to learn. And that's our story tonight on "Leave it to Beaver".
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June Cleaver : Ward, wouldn't that be downright sneaky?
Ward Cleaver : Sure, it would. It's the only way we can survive as parents.
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June Cleaver : Agh!
Ward Cleaver : What's the matter?
June Cleaver : I just thought of his head again!
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June Cleaver : I'm working on his costume for the school play. Miss Canfield has him playing an angel.
Ward Cleaver : I'm glad to hear he's been promoted! Last year he played a dwarf! By the way, how's Beaver reacting to his role? Does it offend his masculine dignity?
June Cleaver : I don't think so.
