Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Wally's Dinner Date (1962)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

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• Wally Cleaver : [Wally calls the restaurant before his date, to get an idea how much it will cost]  Hello? The White Fox? Um, I was just wondering about the price of your dinners. Just a minute.

  Wally Cleaver : [to Eddie and The Beaver]  He wants to know somethin' about 'a la carte' or 'table d'hote'.

  Eddie Haskell : Never mind that French jazz, just ask him how much soup is.

  Wally Cleaver : [back on the 'phone]  Excuse me, sir, but, uh, how much is your soup? *Eighty cents!* How much is coffee? *Holy mackerel.* I mean, thank you, anyway.

  Wally Cleaver : [off the 'phone]  Wow, coffee's forty cents.

  Theodore Cleaver : Wally, that's a dollar-twenty apiece. That's two-forty for both of ya. If you don't eat anything else, you just might make it.

  Eddie Haskell : Listen, Squirt, no girl in the world is gonna settle for a liquid diet.

  Wally Cleaver : Boy, oh boy.

  Eddie Haskell : I hate to say this, Gertrude, but I think that somewhere in between the soup and the coffee, you're gonna get murdered!