Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Wally's Test (1960)

Jerry Mathers: The Beaver

Quotes 

• Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : Hey, Wally, what are you rubbin' on your face?

  Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : Aftershave lotion.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : How come?

  Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : To smell good.

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : What's the good of smellin' good for me?

  Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : I'm not smelling good for you. I'm just practicing smelling good.

• Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : [the Beaver is helping Wally study for his history exam]  Hey, how come if they had a big peace treaty for World War I, they had World War II?

  Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver : Because they had to have some more heroes. They can't just sit around and goof off.

• Ward Cleaver : Well, Beave. Helping your brother with his studies, huh? Learn anything new about history?

  Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver : History is mostly killin' people.