- Sam McGuire: C'mon, Gordo. It's 5:30, rise and shine!
- Gordo: 5:30? You rise. You shine.
- Lizzie: His parents told me he's really cranky in the mornings.
- Gordo: I love the mornings. This is the middle of the night.
- Matt McGuire: I did. I won me a Grubby doll!
- Grubby Longjohn: [Matt pulls the string of the Grubby doll] There's somethin' wrong with the chillie!
- Matt McGuire: [hugging the doll] Eeeehhhh!
- Clementine: We were starting to worry you wouldn't show.
- Gordo: Not show? Hey, I always show. I'm Mr. Show Up. You know, reliable Gordo. That's... that's what they call me! But... not too reliable, not so reliable that I'm *boring* or anything. You know, just the right amount of reliability...
- [to Miranda]
- Gordo: You want to take over the conversation? I'm drowning here!
- [Matt has a long speech about all the things he wants to get in Grubby Gulch before they leave]
- Gordo: Are we there yet?
- Clementine: Who's your friend, Cory?
- [Gordo doesn't answer at once. Lizzie pokes him]
- Gordo: Uh... Gordo. The name's Gordo.
- [pauses]
- Gordo: Wow. Clementine. Even worse than Hezekiah.
- Clementine: Clementine is my real name.