- Lizzie: Wow, Miranda's officially in love with acting. Maybe when she's 30 years old, she can play a teenager on "Dawson's Creek."
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: So, how is the review coming?
- Lizzie: Mmm, great. Just great.
- [hands over her notebook to Gordo]
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: [reading] "Review by Lizzie McGuire. Scranton." Hm, Scranton. That, uh... that really says it all. I probably would've gone with Pittsburgh, but you know me. I overstate things.
- Miranda Sanchez: Can't you talk some sense into him, Tudgeman?
- Larry Tudgeman: Uh, I'm Stingo, remember?
- Miranda Sanchez: Oh, can't you talk some sense into him, Stingo?
- Lizzie: I can't bring myself to say that Miranda...
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Stinks like a cab driver's armpit?
- Jo McGuire: [to Lizzie] It's not about who owes who what. If you love someone, you support them.
- Lizzie: I hate this. She's showing me to be a better friend to Miranda and she doesn't even know it. I think Mom might be a witch.
- Miranda Sanchez: Mr. Escobar wrote the play himself and it's set in the 1950s which is like a million years ago. And none of the regular drama kids wanted to do it. They all wanted to do something where they were supermodels and NBA stars who turned into crime-fighting rapping robots.
- David 'Gordo' Gordon: Now that's a great idea.
- Sam McGuire: You know, your mom and I aren't here just to give you money, Matt.
- Matt McGuire: I know you're not here to give me money. You have to cook and wash my clothes, and do all that stuff too.
- Matt McGuire: Be careful with that box, Lanny. I got a Celine Dion snowglobe in there. That's got to be at least five bucks to some yokel.