Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

I Now Pronounce You... (1996)

Dean Cain: Clark Kent, Superman

Quotes 

• Lois Lane : This is just so typical... You want a big story--you're disappointed--you think it's a simple frog-napping. Then, Secret Service is involved--national security, foreign intrigue. This could be it--this could be the Pulitzer, but... You've got your wedding to consider, so what are you supposed to do? You want the Pulitzer, but you want your wedding. Do you forget the Pulitzer; do you forget your wedding? See! I knew something bad was going to happen, no matter what I do, there is always a part of me that wants to be doing something else.

  Clark Kent : Lois, Honey... Nothing is going to happen.

  Lois Lane : What did you just say?

  Clark Kent : Lois?

  Lois Lane : After that.

  Clark Kent : Honey.

  Lois Lane : That's the first time you've ever called me that. Say it again.

  Clark Kent : Honey.

  Lois Lane : That's amazing... I like it. I never thought of myself as a Honey. What's happening to me... So, you got any other names in mind?

  Clark Kent : Sweetheart... Darling... My little... tornado.

  Lois Lane : This is disgusting.

  [They kiss] 

• Lois Lane : Clark, marrying you is the most remarkable thing that's ever happened to me. In all this craziness, all I really wanted was a few minutes alone with you to tell you that.

  Clark Kent : Actually, I think everyone's glad to have the night off.

  Lois Lane : Except for the toasts--Daddy loves giving toasts.

  Clark Kent : So I guess right about now, he'd probably be saying how sorry he was to have left home because he missed out on seeing his little girl grow up into the most lovely woman that anyone has ever seen.

  Lois Lane : And my mother would say it served him right. But then she'd admit that if teaching their child the value of love was important, they'd done their job. And your parents would remind me that the son that came to them as the most special of gifts they now shared with me, and they'd ask me to protect him with all the strength that he uses to protect others.

  Clark Kent : Now, I guess it's the groom's toast. I... love you, Lois. I--

  [He struggles to find the words] 

  Lois Lane : And I love you, Clark. You're the man I never thought I'd meet.

  [They kiss] 

• Clark Kent : The ATM camera records every ten seconds. I asked the bank if we could make photos of the tape.

  Lois Lane : You can't even see the pet store at this angle.

  Clark Kent : Sure you can. It's right here in the background. Kinda fuzzy.

  Lois Lane : Oh look! There's Elvis. And Jimmy Hoffa. And the plot to Showgirls.

• Perry White : What are you two doing here?

  Lois Lane : Perry I need a story, something big, horrible and complex that will get my mind off my parents, preferably something out of the country.

  Perry White : I see she's entered phase two, the manic stage, hold onto your spurs.

  Clark Kent : Maybe you could give us a little story, you know something that will take about two hours.

• Clark Kent : [At home watching football when the phone rings]  Hello?

  Lois Lane : Oh Clark you're there. It's horrible. It's terrible.

  Clark Kent : Lois!

  [quickly changes into Superman and flys into Lois's apartment] 

  Clark Kent : What's the matter?

  Lois Lane : Oh you scared me!

  Superman : You said something horrible was happening.

  Lois Lane : Oh, no, uh, no it's just that oh well we're getting married in 4 days and I've never been happier in my life and every time that things are going great between us something happens and I just know that something bad is going to happen to mess up our wedding, I just know it.

  Superman : That's it?

  Lois Lane : Well... yeah.

  Superman : Lois nothing's going to happen. You're just nervous is all. So am I.

  Lois Lane : Really?

  Superman : Well not as nervous as you but sure.

• Lois Lane : [Opens up a box of flowers that just arrived]  They're dead.

  Superman : Maybe you were the last stop on his delivery route. You know they were fine this morning but now...

  Lois Lane : There's no note. See I told you it's starting.

  Superman : Lois the only thing that's starting is this...

  [takes her in his arms and kisses her]