- Dr. Zachary Smith: [after Non hits Smith in the head with her shuttlecock] Oh, I am so sorry. How stupid of me to allow my head to dent your dainty little shuttlecock.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: [the Robot is complaining about being overworked] I never said hotel work would be easy.
- The Robot: *Two* doing the work of *three* never is.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: How dare you!
- Major Don West: And where are all these monsters you were yelling about?
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Monsters? There don't seem to be any, do there? I'm afraid it was just a bad dream I had. I must stop eating salami and peanut butter sandwiches before I retire.