An IRS agent (
Phyllis Diller) comes on board to audit Capt. Stubing (
Gavin MacLeod). Now, she's so uptight, Julie (
Lauren Tewes) tells the Captain to try and get her to loosen up, which leads to a misunderstanding, which is worse than being audited. A female celebrity (
Joyce DeWitt) comes on board and a tabloid reporter (
Ray Buktenica) follows her because he thinks she's meeting someone, possibly a secret lover. A newlywed (
Jennifer Salt), on her honeymoon, discovers her ex-boyfriend (
Lyle Waggoner) is on the cruise and is trying to get her back.
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