On a cruise where a number of engaged couples will be married, a man (
Lloyd Alan) bails on his fiancée (
Charlene Tilton) and expects his friend, the best man (
Don Most), to break the news. The parents (
Peter Graves and
Kathie Browne) of a young engaged couple (
Brian Kerwin and
Erin Moran) try to stop their impending marriage. A contest promoter (
Darren McGavin) considers taking a bribe and his wife (
Debbie Reynolds) plans to file for divorce. Julie (
Lauren Tewes) reconnects with a man (Don Most) she met on a previous cruise to Alaska. Gopher (
Fred Grandy) is upset about having to be a judge of a contest, until he meets the other two judges (
Ann Jillian and
Dawn Wells). A couple (
Ted Knight and
Rue McClanahan), engaged for ten years, are finally getting married.
—Glorified Gopher