User Reviews

'I came early. We have a long night of scoring ahead of us.' The ship stops in Curacao. The location footage is super impressive. Gopher tries to buy 'drugs' and gets thrown into jail. (The jail, in contrast to all the location footage, is a basic set. Charlene's fiance decides to come back. 'You're not a man. Men have feelings,' Julie tells him. Stupid Brian. Will Happy Days and Dallas ever fully merge to form a super television dynasty that will last 1000 years? Ted Knight can't seem to say 'I do.' Rue doesn't want him if he can't commit. Debbie Reynolds and Captain Stubing are seeing the sights. Vicki is very pleased. New mom potential? Peter Graves is ready to marry Kathie Browne. On to Panama. The ship is going through the canal. Julie has all the canal facts. Charlene is not interested. Meanwhile they're giving Gopher the whole body search. Hey, some people pay for that kind of thing. I feel like I got the whole canal experience. Peter Graves is the voice of God. The mass wedding is pure The Love Boat. I wanted a season-long story arc - Will Gopher escape a Curacao jail? I rather enjoyed this double-length episode. On Kafka's Love Boat Scale, this double-length episode gets 3 1 /2 * out of a possible 4 *.