Lovejoy (TV Series)

One Born Every Minute (1991)

Ian McShane: Lovejoy

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Quotes 

• Lovejoy : Will you meet him?

  Tinker Dill : Why not? Looks like rain.

  Lovejoy : Rain stops play.

• Major Chatfield : Lovejoy, I'll be honest.

  Lovejoy : Major, must you?

• Whiteman : [In an authoratative manner]  We'd like you to do something for us, Lovejoy.

  Lovejoy : What's in it for me? I don't work for God, Queen, or country... only for cash!

  Whiteman : [to Jenkins]  Tell him what's in it for him.

  Jenkins : [Menacingly]  Good health.

  Lovejoy : I knew it would be one of those smart ass answers.

  Whiteman : [Menacingly]  A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.

  Lovejoy : [Sheepishly]  Sorry.