- Lucy Carmichael: You know, I have done something that will make you very happy.
- Mr. Theodore J. Mooney: You're looking for another job?
- Mary Jane Lewis: Hey!
- Lucy Carmichael: What?
- Mary Jane Lewis: We could have a party and introduce her to some boys.
- Lucy Carmichael: What boys?
- Mary Jane Lewis: Well, how about those musicians who live across the hall? They're very nice and they're just kooky enough to get Carol out of her shell.
- Lucy Carmichael: Maybe she belongs in a shell.
- Mary Jane Lewis: Why?
- Lucy Carmichael: Because I think she's some kind of nut.